the miracle of toilet paper

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 17-Jul-2008 15:35:38

From: Cheryl Lundy
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:34 AM
To: Ida Seitter; PHYLLIS778@aol.com
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]

From: Brenda Good [mailto:bgood@calplastering.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:37 AM
To: 'Cindy Mendonca'; Cheryl Lundy; 'Kramer, Jesse'; 'brenda good'; 'Vicki Young'; diana@cornerstonepoolconstruction.com; 'Kyla Steadman'
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]

From: Donalee [mailto:donalee@rondopools.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:31 AM
To: 'Aronoff, Donna'; 'Shana Hendrix'; 'connie'; Brenda Good; cathywilson@cox.net; 'AQUADOCOFARIZONA'; knothiz9@cox.net
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try
anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?', I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period
of years', my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

Post 2 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 17-Jul-2008 23:08:02

ooooouch. just ouch!! goes to show you!

Post 3 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Friday, 18-Jul-2008 10:18:30

Good one, but next time can you take out the forward stuff and the people's email addresses?

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 18-Jul-2008 20:42:01

Oops, sorry. I didn't realize I left them in. That's what I get for not proofreading.

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 20-Jul-2008 2:28:49

Hahahahahahahaha! excellent.