Category: Joke Board
From: Cheryl Lundy
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:34 AM
To: Ida Seitter; PHYLLIS778@aol.com
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]
From: Brenda Good [mailto:bgood@calplastering.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:37 AM
To: 'Cindy Mendonca'; Cheryl Lundy; 'Kramer, Jesse'; 'brenda good'; 'Vicki Young'; diana@cornerstonepoolconstruction.com; 'Kyla Steadman'
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]
From: Donalee [mailto:donalee@rondopools.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:31 AM
To: 'Aronoff, Donna'; 'Shana Hendrix'; 'connie'; Brenda Good; cathywilson@cox.net; 'AQUADOCOFARIZONA'; knothiz9@cox.net
Subject: FW: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER]
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try
anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?', I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period
of years', my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
ooooouch. just ouch!! goes to show you!
Good one, but next time can you take out the forward stuff and the people's email addresses?
Oops, sorry. I didn't realize I left them in. That's what I get for not proofreading.
Hahahahahahahaha! excellent.